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Sketchdump

By Gabe – February 11, 2005

I know it’s late but I’ve uploaded a new sketchdump. It’s got some junk I did at the Emerald City Comicon as well as some stuff I doodled while flying on gryphons in WOW.

A Truly Remarkable Circumference

By Tycho – February 11, 2005

Just saw that Republic Commando went gold, which we have decided to commemorate. I really can't wait, for all the reasons I described in the demo, and of course enthusiasm is always compounded in the period between an exceptionally tender trial balloon and the retail release.

Spy Manual

By Gabe – February 9, 2005

Another top secret page from Third Echelon's Spy Training manual has been released to the public. Ubi Soft seems to think we created these pages but the truth of the matter is we had nothing to do with them. Once a week we receive an unmarked envelope in the mail containing another of these grainy photocopies. I'm not sure who's responsible, but it's obvious that someone on the inside wants these pages to get out.

Spy Manual

By Gabe – February 9, 2005

Another top secret page from Third Echelon's Spy Training manual has been released to the public. Ubi Soft seems to think we created these pages but the truth of the matter is we had nothing to do with them. Once a week we receive an unmarked envelope in the mail containing another of these grainy photocopies. I'm not sure who's responsible, but it's obvious that someone on the inside wants these pages to get out.

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PAX '05

By Gabe – February 9, 2005

It is our goal with PAX to create the greatest gaming convention anywhere in the world.

On The Matter Of Gay Space Frogs

By Tycho – February 9, 2005

That was the longest we've been down, as opposed to merely inaccessible, for at least four years and I apologize for it. Hopefully the warmth and well being that accompanies each Penny Arcade update will soon flow free of obstructions. The move to the new equipment was one of the prerequisites for our new design, which has a much more efficient way of going about things. So, that is the "sausage making" portion of today's update. Delectable.

This Is Our Approximation Of Functionality

By Tycho – February 8, 2005

I think things are kind of doing what they're supposed to. Just above this text is the newspost I wrote for Monday. The traditional schedule takes hold again tomorrow.

Epic Conquests

By Tycho – February 8, 2005

A young man asked us if we were planning on doing a sketch for this year’s convention, as is our sometime tradition. I don’t believe that was the original plan, but his enthusiasm won out in the end. I hope that this comic does not keep a person from relating their fantasy conquests, as I actually enjoy them - but when every fantasy story we hear over two days is concatenated into a single epic, the resultant product cannot fail to amuse.

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Survey says!

By Gabe – February 4, 2005

We get a lot of mail about the fact that we don’t have a shirt with Gabe on it or a shirt with Tycho on it. This is something I plan to remedy as soon as possible. My idea is that we make a nice shirt with a picture of Gabe on the front and some crazy quote of his on the back. I’d like to do the same thing for Tycho, only I can’t decide on what quotes to use. So I’m turning to you guys for help. I’d love to know what your favorite quote is from each character, the one you’d like to sport on the back of a shirt devoted to that character.

Let me explain something

By Gabe – February 2, 2005

I just wanted to remind everyone about Emerald City Comic Con this weekend. We’ll have all our shirts and posters including the new stuff like the “Jesus is Metal” shirt. We’ll also have the last of the Twisp and Catsby prints, numbers 2 through 49. We’ll be selling half of them on Saturday and half on Sunday with a limit of two per person. I recommend getting there early. As usual I’ll be doing sketches and we’ll be signing whatever you bring us…so long as it does not burn sting or bite.

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Internalize This Deep Wisdom

By Tycho – February 2, 2005

The thermometer just kept going up when I put it in my mouth, I took it out at 102.1 and didn't look back. I don't know exactly what is happening - you know, within - but for the last several hours I have been privy to the most startling visions. Visions of extraordinary power and clarity.

The Next Generation

By Tycho – January 31, 2005

As might have just become apparent, we're thinking about trying something different for this year's E3 strips. And also, it's kind of hard to like earnest young Ann, who herself seems to like The Merch. But that's not outside the statistical tolerance of her demographic.

you guys are great

By Gabe – January 28, 2005

Speaking of Legal prickwaving I have a funny story that I forgot to share with you guys. You might remember a while back I mentioned that there was an issue between me and a local radio program called the BJ Shea show. You can read all my posts from that day right here if you'd like. Essentially one of the companies doing PR for Child's Play set up an interview with this guy and then forgot to tell me about it until it was too late. I called up and apologized but the guy was a real jerk to me.Then he said a bunch of bullshit about me on his show and eventually I called up and we yelled at each other, which I thought was super fun. Kara said you could hear me screaming like three rooms away "YOU'RE NOT EVEN DRIVE TIME!"

Nondenomenational Well Wishing

By Tycho – January 28, 2005

This is an actual fight we get in every time something irritates his nasal mucous membrane. I've tried to tell him that Jehovah and I are kind of on the outs, and that I probably can't act as a conduit for holy favor. You know what I mean? I'm not really what you'd call sanctified. The contents of my bookmarks alone will keep me from those golden shores.