If you have kids, you're already having to manage a bunch of stuff related to Keighley Day at school - they're bringing home the little Keighleys that they made, setting up the little shrines, all that shit. If you don't have kids, and you have a K-force Indicator, you know that the threshold is drawing close - the "curtain" is thinning. Shape the tines of the instrument and check a graveyard - that needle is gonna dance in its enclosure. Geoff Keighley is planning something. Something big.
