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Spore Creature Creator

By Tycho – June 12, 2008

Brian Crecente over at Kotaku attempted to put together a Fruit Fucker with the tool, and the results are surprisingly accurate.  It's substantially more disturbing than the original in two key respects:  first, the entire creature is sheathed in moist flesh.  Second, where one would ordinarily find its steel prong, there is instead a drooping sharkmouth full of razor sharp fangs.

Darkmoon Faire

By Gabe – June 11, 2008

The Darkmoon Faire is coming to Seattle this weekend and Tycho and I will be there. For those of you that have not heard of it, the faire is a World of Warcraft TCG event. It will be three days of tournaments, demos, and all kinds of other stuff related to the card game. Penny Arcade will have a small booth there and we'll be bringing a bunch of our WOW related shirts as well as something really special. We got permission from Upper Deck to offer some prints of the WOW TCG artwork I've done. Our first print will be of the Leeroy Jenkins card and it will be available for the first time at the Darkmoon Faire. You will not be able to buy these online so if you want one you'll need to score one at a convention.
 

Whoops

By Tycho – June 11, 2008

We didn't always hate Metal Gear, but at some point during the final cinema for MGS2 I got the impression that Hideo Kojima hated us. Since then, I think we've simply been happy to return the favor. The only games I've enjoyed since then were the two entries in the Ac!d series, and that's because they were completely unlike Metal Gear.

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PA TV

By Gabe – June 10, 2008

The live stream will be starting in 10 to 15 minutes. If you can't make the live shows but you still want to see the comic get drawn you can always hit the Ustream site here. I record and upload most of the shows.

Re: Civ Rev

By Tycho – June 9, 2008

I wanted to download it on the PS3 to check something, and now I have done so.  On both next-gen systems, the demo for Civilization Revolution "includes" multiplayer.  You may have noticed the quotation marks there.  What purpose do they serve?  Well, let me tell you. 

Couch Diplomacy

By Tycho – June 9, 2008

Let me tell you a story about Robert. I have often wondered if Business School transformed him into a monster, or if his psychology simply whirls around an inherently bestial core. This tale may deliver a hint.

PA TV

By Gabe – June 6, 2008

The live stream will be starting in 10 to 15 minutes. If you can't make the live shows but you still want to see the comic get drawn you can always hit the Ustream site here. I record and upload most of the shows.

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More Dungeons and Dragons

By Gabe – June 6, 2008

The second part of our Dungeons and Dragons adventure is now available for download. This is part of a series of podcasts we did for Wizards of the Coast. Tycho and I sat down at a table with Scott Kurtz and a DM from WOTC for some 4th edition adventuring. We all had varying levels of D&D experience. Tycho is a pro while Scott hasn't played in years. For me, it was my first time ever playing D&D. It was a ton of fun and I think that comes across when you listen to thepodcasts . Not only are we posting the recordings of our session but Scott and I are creating comic book style panels to go along with each part.

After part one went up I got a lot of requests to post our character sheets.  So here they are:


This is my character Jim Darkmagic (of the New Hampshire Darkmagics). The best part of the game for me was creating Jim and then really trying to get into the role playing aspect of the game. Jim is a real asshole with a very high opinion of himself,  so it wasn't much of a stretch. I picture Jim walking aroundWinterhaven with a stack of head shots in case he needs to sign any autographs. Jim thinks he's the star of the party but if things go south he's the first one to turn and save his own hide. Jim also speaks about himself in the third person and trade marks his spells e.g., Jim's Magic Missile™ .

One Possible Explanation

By Tycho – June 6, 2008

Jack Thompson hasn't been a fixture around here for quite awhile, largely due to the Beetlejuzian notion that speaking his name might cause him to become corporeal. As is so often the case, it was all "fun and games" until someone contacted the FBI. Specifically, him. I did not want to be Investigated by a Federal Bureau. This had the effect of transforming what had been farce into genuine rage.

PA TV

By Gabe – June 5, 2008

The live stream will be starting in 10 to 15 minutes. If you can't make the live shows but you still want to see the comic get drawn you can always hit the Ustream site here. I record and upload most of the shows.

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Don't Delay

By Tycho – June 4, 2008

Penny Arcade prides itself on delivering a more robust assessment of the ninja lifestyle than our contemporaries, who are content merely to focus on how awesome they are. No-one wants to discuss the aftermath, once the corrupt warlord had been put down. They don't want to think about the hand that holds the certain blade, or the mind that mixes paralytic toxins from grey lichen on a high crag. Their community faces serious challenges and I think it's time they were taken seriously.

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By Gabe – June 3, 2008

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On The Subject of Tables

By Tycho – June 2, 2008

Because I had played it awhile ago (in advance of advertising it - indeed, as a condition) I've had a chance to talk with people at conventions and so forth about my experience with D&D4.  Or 4E, or whatever the accepted nomenclature is.  As I have said, the alterations are radical.  I mean radical in the sense that evokes a skateboard launching from the lip of a pool, but the changes (and the deprecation of your previous supplements) are a serious matter I am not deaf to.